“How much does this s$#t cost?”

Try $960, if it’s 130 million year-old dinosaur s$#t .

71-year-old Steve Tsengas, owner of a pet company specializing in dog and cat waste, bought the Jurassic turds at a New York auction. They basically look like rocks, it was reported, and inside they look like… mineral rock.

Tsengas said he wanted to use the dino-doo for display at trade fairs and to, uh, motivate his employees.